Ocean Twelve

Poszlismy do kina, na film pt. Ocean Twelve, z boskim George’m Clooney.

Z filmu rozumialam 50%, i sila woli powstrzymywalam sie aby nie pytac Matt’a co 10 sekund:

– A o co im chodzi? Co sie stalo? Dlaczego oni tak???

Bo w domu jak ogladamy film na DVD to prowadzimy takie dialogi:

– A o co chodzi w tym filmie?

– Kochanie, przeciez wiem tyle samo co i ty.

3 minuty pozniej:

– A kto to jest? (to ja sie pytam, oczywiscie)

– Nie wiem, wyjasni sie moze pozniej.

2 minuty potem:

– A dlaczego ona placze?

– Sylwia, nie wiem, zobaczymy, poczekaj!

I sie smieje (Matt):

– Wiesz, przeczytalem, ze rekordowy czas, po ktorym kobieta zapytala, o co chodzi w filmie byl po 1 minucie i 10 sekundach. Prawie udalo ci sie pobic ten rekord! (podobno zapytalam o co chodzi po 1 minucie i 50 sekundach).

I tak jestem lepsza od mojej mamy czy mamy Matta. One ZASYPIAJA po 1 minucie i 30 sekundach.

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We went to the cinema to watch Ocean Twelve, with divine George Clooney.

I understood 50% of the movie, I hardly could refrain myself from asking Matt every 10 seconds:

– What happened? Why are they like this???

Because when we watch DVDs at home we talk like this:

– But what is this film about?

– Darling, I know exactly what you know.

3 minutes later:

– Who’s that? (that’s me asking, of course)

– I don’t know, we’ll find out soon.

2 minutes later:

– And why is she crying?

– Sylwia, I don’t know, we’ll see, wait!

And he’s laughing:

– You know what? I read that a woman who beat the record asked what the film was about 1 minute and 10 seconds into the film. You were almost as good as her! (he told me I asked what the movie was about 1 minute and 50 seconds into the film).

But I still think I’m better than my or Matt’s mum. They FALL ASLEEP 1 minute and 30 seconds after the movie started.